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2007/04/03 by dreamsafari Leave a Comment

1. 苦不苦,想想人家萨达姆。累不累,想想我们CPA
2. 现在10份验资报告9份是假的,哪里来这么多钱啊。出了事情法警上门,早上第一个来的把银行存款冻结,然后来了第二个,看看没有银行存款可以冻结了,就把电脑搬走查封。下午来了第三批,看看只好搬办公桌了。到后来来了第四批,就看到一个人坐在地上什么也没有了……
3. 法警上门,说要查一份验资报告,这个没办法的,只好拿出来给他们看,同时买好香蕉苹果桔子摆了满满一大桌。法警看了5分钟说你们的验资报告是假的,你们的银行存款已经被冻结了。事务所的一听就跳起来了,你现在还在吃我的香蕉诶!法警马上把香蕉放下来说那么我不吃了。你们还有一处房产两辆轿车,我们封条已经带来了这就下去贴掉……
4. 验资报告都是拿一张发票。说上面这点都是我的资产。有哪些啊?毛巾面盆大脚桶,牙刷牙膏香肥皂,汤勺盆子压力锅,碗筷调羹切菜刀……

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