肖肖的space上面看到的,笑死我了……很好很强大
引用
一个经典的英文竞赛(爆笑)
嘿嘿,这是国外某网站上举办的英文竞赛,题目是:
写两句连续的话,第一句是最 romantic 的,第二句是最 unromantic 的。
如下是部分优秀作品。。。-_-b
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyesOf loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brotherKind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're notI want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your faceI love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
damn, I'm good at telling lies!Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer spaceI saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guyMy darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my lifeBeauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part limeI see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screamingMy love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this wayMy feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"