谈论 一个经典的英文竞赛(爆笑)

 肖肖的space上面看到的,笑死我了……很好很强大

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一个经典的英文竞赛(爆笑)


 
  romantic unromantic
  _b
  1 Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

  2 After you, my love, my only prize
  Would be a bullet between my eyes

  3 Of loving beauty you float with grace
  If only you could hide your face

  4 I thought that I could love no other
  Until, that is, I met your brother

  5 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
  This describes everything youre not

  6 I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But dont take that paper bag off of your face

  7 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
  damn, Im good at telling lies!

  8 Every time I see your face
  I wish I were in outer space

  9 I saw your face as you walked by
  but then I saw a better guy

  10My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
  Marrying you screwed up my life

  11Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
  If its true, Id prefer you inside out.

  12What
inspired this amorous rhyme?
  Two parts vodka, one part lime

  13I see your face when I am dreaming
  Thats why I always wake up screaming

  14My love you take my breath away
  What have you stepped in to smell this way

  15My feelings for you no words can tell
  Except for maybe "go to hell"